supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

Oct 20 17:56 ( 81170 )

"She’ll outlive us all, you know that, right? Yeah, the spiteful ones live the longest."

Oct 19 19:42 ( 232 )
Oct 19 19:41 ( 431 )

madam-cj-says-relax:

accidentalanarchy:

You know something I found interesting?
Is how when people meet dogs, they’ll say something like
“He’s so cute!”
And the owner will shyly respond with “she’s a girl, actually”
And the person will apologize and IMMEDIATELY start using the right pronouns.
So my question is,
If its so easy to do with DOGS why is it so fucking difficult to do with trans people?

Damn.

Oct 19 0:27 ( 157777 )

romanimp:

thepurposeofplaying:

odysseiarex:

terpsikeraunos:

gloomthkin:

let’s admit it, in a modern au, agamemnon would totally be a mra and a brony

he kept calling helen a fake geek girl and this contributed to her leaving menelaus for paris, dance team captain of the rival school

  

#odysseus would be a bro but like a chill bro #agamemnon invites him to some groty party and he’s like nah bro it’s date night with penny #ag is really gross about it like #”odysseus that chick has you whipped” #odysseus is like no man i just care about her and its important to me that we spend time together #”whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipped” #the one time a gets o to go to a party odysseus like#hates it the whole time and gets schwasted just to deal w it #he hooks up with a girl thinking it was penelope. it was not penelope #agamemnon is in the corner telling some underclassmen why rainbow dash is the best pony #and ag’s ex clytemnestra is bartending so she puts laxatives in his drinks #cassandra storms off in a huff yelling i knew this party would suck #odysseus tries to get home but hes too fucked up and he passes out on ag’s porch (x)

Oct 19 0:01 ( 475 )

English Pronunciation

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

pantlesscait:

sherlockismysuicidenote:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED

I still can’t say anemone

I only stuttered like twice and I’m stupidly proud.

Oct 18 20:38 ( 289043 )

you were right. she needs someone to trust, and it looks like it’s you. you okay with that? ‘cause it’s a lot of pressure, but it’s very i m p o r t a n t to her and to me.

Oct 18 1:53 ( 3385 )

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

relationship goals

Oct 18 0:20 ( 124825 )

tsuminiochiiru:

verbose-vespertine:

cubebreaker:

Designer Goula Figeura’s Orwell day bed lets you easily shut yourself off from the outside world with its light and noise-cancelling curtains.

I have a MIGHTY NEED.

My apartment, which has 10+ tall sliding glass doors that face east, needs this in the worst way!

Oct 18 0:09 ( 161530 )

transastaroth:

Spectrum as in “we’re all affected in different ways and have different needs, strengths and weaknesses associated with autism” not spectrum as in “some autistics are ~worse~ than others”

Oct 18 0:07 ( 1723 )
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